“Success doesn’t come to you… you go to it.”   – Marua Collins

Joke of the Day:

How does the barber cut the moons hair?   E-clipse it!

Random Fact of the Day:

Sharks lay the biggest eggs in the world.

Journal Entry Idea:

Explain what “The early bird catches the worm” means to you.

“Acting without thinking is like shooting without aiming.”  – B.C. Forbes

Joke of the Day:

What kind of hair do oceans have?   Wavy!

Random Fact of the Day:

In the US, Americans eat about 18 acres of pizza a day.

Journal Entry Idea:

On March 28, 1881, the Barnum and Bailey Circus was formed to create the “Greatest Show on Earth.”  How do you feel about people using wild animals for entertainment?  Explain.

“Happiness is loving what you do, even if you don’t do it well.”  – George Burns

Joke of the Day:

What is the longest word in the dictionary?   Smiles because it has a mile between the two s’s!

Random Fact of the Day:

It has been recommended by dentists that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush!

Journal Entry Idea:

When you and your family take a vacation, do you like to sleep in and relax or wake up early to go exploring?  Explain.

“The beautiful thing about learning is nobody can take it away from you.”               -B.B. King

Joke of the Day:

What makes music on your head?   A head-band.

Random Fact of the Day:

Blue and white are the most common school colors.

Journal Entry Idea:

Describe something unique that you and your classmates could plant in your schoolyard for students to enjoy now and in the future.  Use your imagination.

Thought of the Day:

“Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.”  – Anonymous

Joke of the Day:

Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with?   Because they’re very short-tempered.

Random Fact of the Day:

Blueberry juice boosts memory.

Journal Entry Idea:

Imagine that you wake up and discover that everything you touch turns green.  Write about what happens next.

Thought of the Day:

“Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.”   – John Wooden

Joke of the Day:

What time is it when you have to go to the dentist?   Tooth – hurty!

Random Fact of the Day:

When cats are happy or pleased, they squeeze their eyes shut.

Journal Entry Idea:

If you had to create your own motto to live by, what would it be?  Explain.

Thought of the Day:

“”The true test of character is not how much we know how to do, but how we behave when we don’t know what to do.”  – John Holt

Joke of the Day:

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?   Whatever you want, he can’t hear you.

Random Fact of the Day:

Over 90% of all fish caught are caught in the northern hemisphere.

Journal Entry Idea:

What advice would you give someone so that he or she would have an upbeat and positive outlook on life?

Thought of the Day:

“Confidence is contagious, as is lack of confidence.”   – Vince Lombardi

Joke of the Day:

What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker?    My pop is bigger than yours.

Random Fact of the Day:

The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan.

Journal Entry Idea:

Write a paragraph that starts “It was a very windy day…”

Thought of the Day:

“When bad times come, you can let them make you bitter or use them to make you better.”   – Anonymous

Joke of the Day:

What did the snail say when she climbed on the turtle’s back?   Wheeeeeeee!

Random Fact of the Day:

August has the highest percentage of births.

Journal Entry Idea:

Imagine that you found a package of magic seeds that can grow anything you wish.  What would you grow?  Explain.

Thought of the Day:

“You can destroy your now by worrying about tomorrow.”   – Janis Joplin

Joke of the Day:

Why did the pony cough?    He was a little hoarse!

Random Fact of the Day:

A shrimp’s heart is located in its head.

Journal Entry Idea:

The first U.S. paper money was issued on this day in 1862.  If we did not use money as currency, what could be used in its place.  Explain.