Educational Resources of MN

Fun Facts – May 18, 2012

Molly — Fri, 18 May 2012 09:00:40 +0000

Thought of the Day:

“He didn’t know it couldn’t be done…so he did it.” -Anonymous

Joke of the Day:

What do you call an angle that’s gotten into a car crash? A rectangle.

Random Fact of the Day:

The world’s population grows by about a billion people every 12 years.

Journal Entry Idea:

What do you think should be done to keep people who are under the influence of alcohol off the road?

Fun Facts – May 17, 2012

Molly — Thu, 17 May 2012 09:00:01 +0000

Thought of the Day:

“The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn’t being said.” -Peter F. Drucker

Joke of the Day:

What driver doesn’t need a license? A screwdriver.

Random Fact of the Day:

A fifteen-year-old cat has probably spent ten years of its life sleeping.

Journal Entry Idea:

What do you think about the amount of violence on T.V.?

Fun Facts – May 16, 2012

Molly — Wed, 16 May 2012 09:00:40 +0000

Thought of the Day:

It’s not the situation…it’s your reaction to the situation.” -Bob Conklin

Joke of the Day:

What do you get when you put a bird in the freezer? A brrrd.

Random Fact of the Day:

Seeing the color red can make your heart beat faster.

Journal Entry Idea:

Why is it important not to give up on something just because it’s hard to do?

Fun Facts – May 15, 2012

Molly — Tue, 15 May 2012 09:00:56 +0000

Thought of the Day:

“Intellect will only take you as far as your attitude will allow.” -Tim Pauley

Joke of the Day:

Why did the cabinet go to the psychiatrist? It kept talking to its shelf.

Random Fact of the Day:

The sound of waves crashing comes mostly from air bubbles.

Journal Entry Idea:

What is one thing you hope to do this summer?

Fun Facts – May 14, 2012

Molly — Mon, 14 May 2012 11:35:27 +0000

Thought of the Day:

“Take the initiative and work hard. Ask questions, look for opportunity, but don’t wait for success to come to you.” -Anonymous

Joke of the Day:

What kind of fish goes with peanut butter? Jelly fish!

Random Fact of the Day:

The smallest bone in the human body is shorter than a grain of rice.

Journal Entry Idea:

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Fun Facts – May 11, 2012

Molly — Fri, 11 May 2012 09:00:30 +0000

Thought of the Day:

“Happiness depends upon ourselves.” -Aristotle

Joke of the Day:

What kind of music do they play at a construction site? Heavy metal.

Random Fact of the Day:

Goats’ eyes have rectangular pupils.

Journal Entry Idea:

Should animals be used for medical research?

Fun Facts – May 10, 2012

Molly — Thu, 10 May 2012 09:00:54 +0000

Thought of the Day:

“We see obstacles when we take our eyes off our goals.” -Anonymous

Joke of the Day:

What is a shark’s favorite game? Swallow the leader.

Random Fact of the Day:

A queen bee can lay 2,000 eggs a day in the spring.

Journal Entry Idea:

Name three people whose lives have improved by knowing you, and explain why.

Fun Facts – May 9, 2012

Molly — Wed, 09 May 2012 09:00:33 +0000

Thought of the Day:

“Our life is what our thoughts make it.” -Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Joke of the Day:

Why did the doughnut make a dentist’s appointment? Because it needed a filling.

Random Fact of the Day:

A woman’s heart usually beats faster than a man’s heart.

Journal Entry Idea:

What day would you love to live again?

Fun Facts – May 8, 2012

Molly — Tue, 08 May 2012 11:06:56 +0000

Thought of the Day:

“Pride…character…work habits…lead to success.” -Rick Comely

Joke of the Day:

Why did the other vegetables like the corn? She was always willing to lend an ear.

Random Fact of the Day:

It takes 8 minutes and 19 seconds for light to travel from the sun to earth.

Journal Entry Idea:

How do you think prom became a high school tradition?

Fun Facts – May 7, 2012

Molly — Mon, 07 May 2012 09:00:31 +0000

Thought of the Day:

“Whatever you do, don’t do it halfway.” -Bob Beamon

Joke of the Day:

Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a well-balanced meal.

Random Fact of the Day:

An average major league baseball is used for only six pitches.

Journal Entry Idea:

Who has been the biggest influence on your life? What lessons did that person teach you?