Educational Resources of MN

Fun Facts – May 17, 2013

Molly — Fri, 17 May 2013 12:10:32 +0000

Thought of the Day:

“A positive attitude is not a destination – it’s a way of life.” -Anonymous

Joke of the Day:

Why is it so easy for an elephant to get a job? Because they’ll work for peanuts.

Random Fact of the Day:

There is no land on Saturn.

Journal Entry Idea:

What inspires you?

Fun Facts – May 16, 2013

Molly — Thu, 16 May 2013 09:00:01 +0000

Thought of the Day:

“It doesn’t take any ability to hustle.” -Billy Martin

Joke of the Day:

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a peach? You get an ape-ricot.

Random Fact of the Day:

Americans spend over 100 billion minutes on social media monthly.

Journal Entry Idea:

Studies show that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Are you a breakfast eater?

Fun Facts – May 15, 2013

Molly — Wed, 15 May 2013 09:00:37 +0000

Thought of the Day:

“He who considers his work beneath him will be above doing it well.” -Alexander Chase

Joke of the Day:

What is a frog’s favorite flower? A croak-us.

Random Fact of the Day:

You can buy cupcakes through 24-hour ATMs in California and New York City.

Journal Entry Idea:

Do you want to have kids when you get older?

Fun Facts – May 14, 2013

Molly — Tue, 14 May 2013 09:00:48 +0000

Thought of the Day:

“Mankind is divided into three classes: the immovable, the movable, and those who are the movers.” -Benjamin Franklin

Joke of the Day:

Who are the cleanest people in the choir? The soap-ranos.

Random Fact of the Day:

There are about a trillion web pages on the internet – that’s about 140 for every person on earth!

Journal Entry Idea:

Should schools require students to wear uniforms?

Fun Facts – May 13, 2013

Molly — Mon, 13 May 2013 09:00:25 +0000

Thought of the Day:

“Failure is the only opportunity to move intelligently to begin again.” -Henry Ford

Joke of the Day:

Why was the sewing machine so funny? It kept everyone in stitches.

Random Fact of the Day:

Istanbul, Turkey, is located on two continents: Europe and Asia.

Journal Entry Idea:

How can you share your talents with others?

Fun Facts – May 10, 2013

Molly — Fri, 10 May 2013 09:00:54 +0000

Thought of the Day:

“Never bend your head, always hold it high. Look the world straight in the face.” -Helen Keller

Joke of the Day:

Why was the jelly so stressed out? It was spread too thin.

Random Fact of the Day:

The fastest a person has ever solved a Rubik’s cube is 5.66 seconds; a robot did it four-tenths of a second faster.

Journal Entry Idea:

What accomplishment are you the most proud of?

Fun Facts – May 9, 2013

Molly — Thu, 09 May 2013 09:00:27 +0000

Thought of the Day:

“Without a risk there can be no challenge; without challenge there can be no reward.” -Dave Mancuso

Joke of the Day:

Why are horses always so negative? They say “neigh” to everything.

Random Fact of the Day:

A helicopter engine is about the same size of a backpack.

Journal Entry Idea:

Would you ever consider getting a tattoo?

Fun Facts – May 8, 2013

Molly — Wed, 08 May 2013 09:00:57 +0000

Thought of the Day:

“It is not the weight of the load that gets you down, it’s the way you carry it.” -Anonymous

Joke of the Day:

When do doctors get mad? When they lose their patients.

Random Fact of the Day:

U.S. Dollars are made of cotton and linen, not paper.

Journal Entry Idea:

What values will you teach your children?

Fun Facts – May 7, 2013

Molly — Tue, 07 May 2013 09:00:48 +0000

Thought of the Day:

“Try to live on the principle, ‘Nothing attempted, nothing gained,’ and if you fail, you are going to fail while trying to succeed.” -Anonymous

Joke of the Day:

What did the sock say to the foot? “Shoe!”

Random Fact of the Day:

Clouds form lower in the sky today than they did ten years ago.

Journal Entry Idea:

Do you think aliens exist?

Fun Facts – May 6, 2013

Molly — Mon, 06 May 2013 09:00:52 +0000

Thought of the Day:

“The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts.” -Marcus Aurelius

Joke of the Day:

How do you get a tissue to dance? Put a little boogie in it.

Random Fact of the Day:

No red M & M’s were produced between 1976 and 1987.

Journal Entry Idea:

What privilege of getting older are you most looking forward to?