Thought of the Day:
“The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score.” – Bill Copeland
Joke of the Day:
I’ve decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I’m not big enough or strong enough. I’ve just handed in my too weak notice.
Random Fact of the Day:
The stage before frostbite is called “frostnip”.
Journal Entry Idea:
If you got a parrot for a pet, what phrase would you teach it to say?
