Labor Day!

We will be back with more Fun Facts on Tuesday, September 5.

Thought of the Day:

“Education is our passport to the future, for tomorrow belongs to the people who prepare for it today.” –Malcolm X

Joke of the Day:

How many seconds are there in one year? 12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, and December 2nd.

Random Fact of the Day:

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. The anatomy of a pig’s neck muscles and spine has certain limitations to the movement of their head and restricts them to look upwards. This makes it impossible for them to look up straight to the sky.

Journal Prompt of the Day:

How do you celebrate Labor Day?

Thought of the Day:

“No matter how you feel, get up, dress up, and show up.” –Regina Brett

Joke of the Day:

What did August say when June claimed that today is the last day of the month? Don’t July to me!

Random Fact of the Day:

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history.
Clubs – Alexander the Great
Spades – King David
Diamonds – Julius Caesar
Hearts – Charlemagne

Journal Prompt of the Day:

What was the best thing and the worst thing you did during the month of August?

Thought of the Day:

“Be so good they can’t ignore you.” –Steve Martin

Joke of the Day:

Why don’t elephants bring backpacks to camp? They keep everything in their trunks.

Random Fact of the Day:

There is a McDonald’s on every continent except Antarctica.

Journal Prompt of the Day:

List three unique ways you can spread kindness.

Thought of the Day:

“Let us remember: One book, one pen, one child and one teacher can change the world.” –Malala Yousafzai

Joke of the Day:

What do you call a snowman in August? A puddle.

Random Fact of the Day:

Recycling one glass bottle, instead of manufacturing one, can generate enough electricity to power a computer for 20 minutes.

Journal Prompt of the Day:

What makes you laugh?

Thought of the Day:

“Be yourself, everyone else is already taken.” –Oscar Wilde

Joke of the Day:

Why do bananas use sunscreen in August? Because they peel.

Random Fact of the Day:

Pencils can be used in zero gravity, upside down, or even underwater!

Journal Prompt of the Day:

Would you rather have shorter days of school all year, or longer days with a summer break?

Thought of the Day:

“Success is falling nine times and getting up ten.” –Jon Bon Jovi

Joke of the Day:

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys, who?
Gladys the weekend — no homework!

Random Fact of the Day:

In 1903 Crayola started making crayons. They originally only came in 8 colors: blue, black, brown, green, orange, red, violet, and yellow. Now Crayola makes 120 different colors!

Journal Prompt of the Day:

What is the best day of the school week?

Thought of the Day:

“The greatest glory in living lies not in never failing, but in rising every time we fail.” –Nelson Mandela

Joke of the Day:

How can students get straight A’s? By using a ruler

Random Fact of the Day:

Before erasers were invented, the best way to erase pencil markings was with a rolled up piece of white bread.

Journal Prompt of the Day:

Do you prefer cafeteria food or homemade lunches?

Thought of the Day:

“Speak your mind, even if your voice shakes.” –Maggie Kuhn

Joke of the Day:

Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

Random Fact of the Day:

The average backpack weighs about 20% of a student’s body weight.

Journal Prompt of the Day:

What is the best summer food or drink ever? What makes it so delicious?

Thought of the Day:

“Just keep swimming” –Dory, Finding Nemo

Joke of the Day:

Why was the cafeteria clock behind on the first day? It kept going back for seconds.

Random Fact of the Day:

Without using any vowel, the longest English word that can be formed is the seven letter word – ‘Rhythm’.

Journal Prompt of the Day:

What are the five BEST things you did so far this summer?

Thought of the Day:

“You’re off to great to great places. Today is your first day! Your mountain is waiting, so get on your way!” –Dr. Seuss

Joke of the Day:

How did the music teacher get locked out of their classroom? Their keys were on the piano!

Random Fact of the Day:

The average pencil can be sharpened 17 times and write about 45,000 words or draw a line 35 miles long before it can no longer be used!

Journal Prompt of the Day:

What excites you most about the start of a new school year?

ENJOY SUMMER BREAK!

We will be returning with our Fun Facts on Monday, August 21.