Thought of the Day:
“Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.” -Cullen Hightower
Joke of the Day:
How do you fix a broken pizza? Tomato paste!
Random Fact of the Day:
According to the U.S. FDA standards, 1 cup of orange juice is allowed to contain 10 fruit fly eggs, but only 2 maggots.
Journal Entry Idea:
If you could open your own retail store, what type of merchandise would you sell?