Thought of the Day:
Ideals are like stars; you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and following them, you ready your destiny. Carl Schurz
Joke of the Day:
What is a vampire’s favorite sport? Casketball!
Random Fact of the Day:
40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year!