Thought of the Day:
“When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy.’ They told me I didn’t understand the assignment and I told them they didn’t understand life.” -John Lennon
Joke of the Day:
How does a farmer count his cattle? With a cow-culator.
Random Fact of the Day:
Hummingbirds are the only birds that can fly backward.
Journal Entry Idea:
What do you think a day in jail would be like?
