Thought of the Day:
Adversity does not build character. It reveals it.
Joke of the Day
How do you mend a broken jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
Random Fact of the Day:
The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.
by EROM
Adversity does not build character. It reveals it.
How do you mend a broken jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.
by EROM
A ship is safer in harbor, but that’s not what ships are for. William Shedd
What do ghosts say when something is really neat? Ghoul!
The United States was the first and only to incorporate daylight savings time.
by EROM
Ability is what you’re capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. Lou Holtz
Where does the Easter Bunny go for breakfast? IHOP!
The Beatles played the Las Vegas Convention Center in 1964. Some 8,500 fans paid just $4 each for tickets.
by EROM
As long as you’re going to be thinking anyway, THINK BIG! Donald Trump
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A brick layer!
The loop on a belt that holds the loose end is called a “keeper.”
by EROM
The measure of a man’s real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. T. B. Macaulay
Why did the Ram fall over the cliff? He didn’t see the ewe turn!
There are more insects in one square mile of rural land than there are humans on the entire earth.
by EROM
Happiness is like a butterfly: the more you chase it, the more it will elude you, but if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on you shoulder. Henry David Thoreau
Why don’t tennis players get married? Love means nothing to them!
It takes more than 500 peanuts to make one 12 oz. jar of peanut butter.
by EROM
Time cannot be purchases, saved or borrowed. It can only be spent. The secret, then, is to spend it wisely.
What did one potato chip say to the other potato chip? Want to go for a dip?
The citrus soda 7-Up was created in 1929. “7” was selected because the original containers were 7 ounces. “Up” indicated the direction of the bubbles.
by EROM
The greater the obstacle, the more glory in overcoming it. Moliere
What is a pirate’s favorite subject? Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt!
Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.
by EROM
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart. Helen Keller
Teacher: Where is the English Channel:
Pupil: I don’t know, my TV doesn’t pick it up.
The only two animals that can see behind itself without turning it’s head are the rabbit and the parrot.
by EROM
If a person gives you his time, he can give you no more precious gift. Frank Tyger
What do you call a witch at the beach? A sand-witch!
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
by EROM
The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. Dolly Parton
How do you communicate with a fish? Drop him a line!
Stewardesses is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
by EROM
Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth. Muhammad Ali
What’s harder to catch the faster you run? Your breath!
Ingredients in lipstick contain fish scales.