Thought of the Day:
Mistakes are a fact of life. It is the response to error that counts. Nikki Giovanni
Joke of the Day:
How does the brain communicate with the nerves? With a cell phone!
Random Fact of the Day:
Sneezes can travel at 100 mph!
by EROM
Mistakes are a fact of life. It is the response to error that counts. Nikki Giovanni
How does the brain communicate with the nerves? With a cell phone!
Sneezes can travel at 100 mph!
by EROM
There are two great days in a person’s life – the day the were born and the day we discover why. William Barclay
Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up a pair of pants!
Tigers not only have striped fur but striped skin as well!
by EROM
In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned in life: It goes on! Robert Frost
What is the difference between a teacher and a train? A teacher says “spit out that gum” and a train says “choo, choo, choo!”
If the sun were to burn out, we would not know for 8 minutes!
by EROM
Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble. Frank Tyger
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole-in-one!
Dreamt is the only English word that ends in the letters “mt”.
by EROM
I am a success today because I had a friend who believed in me and I didn’t have the heart to let him down. Abraham Lincoln
Why did the boy eat his homework? Because the teacher said is was a piece of cake!
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
by EROM
Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, as long as ever you can. John Wesley
How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!
More food is thrown out each day in the United States than is needed to feed its hungry…..by McDonald’s.
by EROM
Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. Franklin D. Roosevelt
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work!
When nobody else is around, 47% of people drink straight from the carton.
by EROM
Remember there’s no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end. Scott Adams
What’s an eight letter word that only has one letter in it? An envelope!
111,111,111 X 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
by EROM
You may be on the right track, but if you just sit there you’ll get run over. Paul H. Dunn
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom!
Manhattan Island of New York City was purchased for $24 from the Algonquian Indians in 1624.
by EROM
Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, as long as ever you can. John Wesley
How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!
More food is thrown out each day in the United States than is needed to feed its hungry…..by McDonald’s.
by EROM
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. Albert Einstein
What is a frog’s favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!
The penguin is the only bird that can swim, but cannot fly.
by EROM
Only soup cans need labels – not people!
What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk? A milk dud!
The heart pumps about 1 million barrels of blood during an average lifetime!