Thought of the Day:
Let your mistakes be a comma, not a period. Unknown
Joke of the Day
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? Mistletoe!
Random Fact of the Day:
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
Fun Facts – October 22, 2009
Thought of the Day:
When you are laboring for others, let it be with the same zeal as if it were for yourself. Confucius
Joke of the Day
What has a bottom at the top? Your legs!
Random Fact of the Day:
When Coca-Cola began to be sold in China, the used the characters that would sound like “Coca-Cola” when spoken. Unfortunately, what they turned out to mean was “Bite the wax tadpole.”
Fun Facts – October 21, 2009
Thought of the Day:
Reading is to the mind what exercising is to the body. Sir Richard Steele
Joke of the Day
What’s is like to be kissed by a vampire? It’s a pain in the neck!
Random Fact of the Day:
Punctuation was not invented until the 1500’s.
Fun Facts – October 20, 2009
Thought of the Day:
Adversity does not build character. It reveals it.
Joke of the Day
How do you mend a broken jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
Random Fact of the Day:
The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.
Fun Facts – October 19, 2009
Thought of the Day:
A ship is safer in harbor, but that’s not what ships are for. William Shedd
Joke of the Day
What do ghosts say when something is really neat? Ghoul!
Random Fact of the Day:
The United States was the first and only to incorporate daylight savings time.
Fun Facts – October 16, 2009
Thought of the Day:
Ability is what you’re capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. Lou Holtz
Joke of the Day
Where does the Easter Bunny go for breakfast? IHOP!
Random Fact of the Day:
The Beatles played the Las Vegas Convention Center in 1964. Some 8,500 fans paid just $4 each for tickets.
Fun Facts – October 15, 2009
Thought of the Day:
As long as you’re going to be thinking anyway, THINK BIG! Donald Trump
Joke of the Day:
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A brick layer!
Random Fact of the Day:
The loop on a belt that holds the loose end is called a “keeper.”
Fun Facts – October 14, 2009
Thought of the Day:
The measure of a man’s real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. T. B. Macaulay
Joke of the Day:
Why did the Ram fall over the cliff? He didn’t see the ewe turn!
Random Fact of the Day:
There are more insects in one square mile of rural land than there are humans on the entire earth.
Fun Facts – October 13, 2009
Thought of the Day:
Happiness is like a butterfly: the more you chase it, the more it will elude you, but if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on you shoulder. Henry David Thoreau
Joke of the Day:
Why don’t tennis players get married? Love means nothing to them!
Random Fact of the Day:
It takes more than 500 peanuts to make one 12 oz. jar of peanut butter.
Fun Facts – October 12, 2009
Thought of the Day:
Time cannot be purchases, saved or borrowed. It can only be spent. The secret, then, is to spend it wisely.
Joke of the Day:
What did one potato chip say to the other potato chip? Want to go for a dip?
Random Fact of the Day:
The citrus soda 7-Up was created in 1929. “7” was selected because the original containers were 7 ounces. “Up” indicated the direction of the bubbles.
Fun Facts – October 9, 2009
Thought of the Day:
The greater the obstacle, the more glory in overcoming it. Moliere
Joke of the Day:
What is a pirate’s favorite subject? Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt!
Random Fact of the Day:
Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.
Fun Facts – October 8, 2009
Thought of the Day:
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart. Helen Keller
Joke of the Day:
Teacher: Where is the English Channel:
Pupil: I don’t know, my TV doesn’t pick it up.
Random Fact of the Day:
The only two animals that can see behind itself without turning it’s head are the rabbit and the parrot.
