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“Think like a queen. A queen is not afraid to fail. Failure is another stepping stone to greatness.” —Oprah Winfrey
Why is the school cafeteria so popular? It is a hot lunch spot!
Four of the ten largest statues in the world are of the Buddha.
Imagine you are a dog-hero who pulls a magical dog sled. Write about a mission!
“Perfection is not attainable. But if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.” —Vince Lombardi
How does a scientist freshen his breath? With experi-mints!
Digging a hole to China is possible if you start in Argentina.
Imagine you never forget a single thing. What is your life like?
“Success is not final; failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.” —Winston Churchill
How do you organize a Space Party? You planet!!
We are born with only two natural fears. The fear of falling and the fear of loud sounds.
Write about three things you did well last week and how it made you feel.
“The key question to keep asking is, are you spending your time on the right things? Because time is all you have.” -Randy Pausch
Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Fingernails grow faster on your dominant hand.
Think of three things that make you laugh out loud. What are they?
“Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much.”– Helen Keller
The largest snowflake ever recorded measured 15 inches across. It was discovered by a ranch owner in Montana in 1887.
“Every new year is a new beginning, a chance to start fresh and write a beautiful story with your life.” -Elsie Green
What did traffic light say to the police officer? Don’t look, I’m changing!
A year on Mercury is just 88 Earth days!
If you could travel to another planet and live there for a year, would you do it? Why or why not?
“This is a new year. A new beginning. And things will change.” – Taylor Swift
What do you call a dinosaur with a great vocabulary? Thesaurus!
Sea otters hold hands while sleeping so they don’t drift apart.
What are you most excited about this week?
“We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give.” -Winston Churchill
What did the Mama Cow say to the Baby Cow? It’s pasture bedtime.
45% of Americans make New Year’s resolutions.
Describe the best day for your favorite animal. What would happen?
“Happiness is like a butterfly: the more you chase it, the more it will elude you, but if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on you shoulder.” – Henry David Thoreau
Why don’t tennis players get married? Love means nothing to them!
It takes more than 500 peanuts to make one 12 oz. jar of peanut butter.
Would you rather be one inch tall or 100 feet tall? Why?
“Good, better, best. Never let it rest. ‘Til your good is better and your better is best.” — St. Jerome
2000 pounds of confetti is dropped over Times Square on New Year’s Eve.
“Kindness is like snow. It beautifies everything it touches.” Kahlil Gibran
How do snowmen pay their bills? With cold hard cash!
Venus is the only planet that spins clockwise.
What are three things you are looking forward to doing this week?
“Sweat plus sacrifice equals success.” Charles O. Finley
What did the shoe say to the foot? “You’re putting me on!”
When food is scarce, Arctic foxes follow the footprints of polar bears to find scraps.
Write about three of your favorite memories from the past year.
