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“Today is your opportunity to build the tomorrow you want.” -Ken Poirot
Mom told a joke about cleaning… It swept everyone off their feet!
Dolphins sleep with one eye open.
Do you get an allowance? Do you have to do chores for it? If you do not get an allowance, do you think you should get one and why?
“One small positive thought can change your whole day.” – Zig Ziglar
Why can’t you trust stairs? They are always up to something!
Spider silk is the strongest natural material in the world.
Write about staying up all night with a group of friends. What would you do?
“Believe deep down in your heart that you’re destined to do great things.” – Joe Paterno
What kind of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers!
The most commonly used passwords in the world are 12345 and 123456.
Have you ever gone to summer camp? What did you like about it? If not, what type of summer camp would you want to attend?
“Enjoy yourself. Do something positive. Project some love. Make someone happy. Laugh a little bit. Appreciate the moment. And do your work.” – Naval Ravikant
Why was the broom late? It overswept.
Over 92% of the world’s currency is digital.
Imagine you are a huge tree. What kind of tree would you be? What would your day be like and what animals and humans would you see each day?
“You can, you should, and if you’re brave enough to start, you will.” – Stephen King
What kind of key opens a banana? A monkey!
Major tech companies, including Apple, Amazon, and Google, started in a garage.
National Ice Cream Month is July. Write about a great way to celebrate Ice Cream.
“Being positive is a sign of intelligence.” – Maxime Lagacé
What musical instrument is in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste!
Your stomach lining renews itself every three to four days!
Do you ever miss school during the summer? What are the things you miss or do not miss?
“Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.” – Langston Hughes
Why did the watermelon have a big wedding? Because it canteloupe!
The Earth is actually slowing down. The length of a day increases by around 1.8 seconds per century. If you do the math, a day lasted just 21 hours if you lived on Earth 600 million years ago!
If you were an insect for the day, which insect would you be and what would you do?
“Summer has always been my favorite season. I feel happier.” – Zooey Deschanel
Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog!
There is no such thing as a straight line. If you look closely, there will always be irregularities.
What would you do if you were the President of the United States?
“If summer had one defining scent, it’d definitely be the smell of barbecue.” – Katie Lee
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice!
Vikings kept cats on their ships to control the rodent population.
If you could spend the day riding around on a magic carpet, where would you visit?
“Summer was our best season: it was sleeping on the back screened porch in cots, or trying to sleep in the tree house; summer was everything good to eat; it was a thousand colors in a parched landscape…” – Harper Lee
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
Queen Elizabeth II was a trained mechanic.
What is your favorite thing to do when it is really hot outside?
“Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on a summer’s day, listening to the murmur of the water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of time.”– John Lubbock
What did one toilet say to another toilet? You look flushed!
The Statue of Liberty was a working lighthouse for 16 years, with its torch visible from 24 miles away.
If you could spend the day with a superhero, which hero would you choose and why? What would you do?
“My goal is not to be better than anyone else, but to be better than I used to be.” -Wayne Dyer
What do you call a bear with no ears? B.
Babies cry in the womb.
Do you enjoy spending time alone? Why or why not?
