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“Summertime is always the best of what might be.” — Charles Bowden
What’s the biggest lie in the world? “I have read and understand the terms and conditions”
Bananas are radioactive!
Imagine you are an insect. Which one are you? What is your day like?
“Summer break: When teachers become students of life again.” – Unknown
How do you plan a party on Mars? You planet!
The average person is made up of around 56 percent bacteria.
You find a magic wand in your back yard. What do you do with it?
“The school year plants the seeds. Summer lets teachers see how deeply they’ve grown.” – Unknown
Why are basketball players messy eaters? They are always dribbling!
Warm water in the shower increases the flow of dopamine and increases creativity.
Write about a talking grasshopper you met in the garden. What did the grasshopper tell you?
“May your summer be like the perfect lesson plan—engaging, enjoyable, and exactly what you need.” – Anonymous
Why did the coach yell at the vending machine? He wanted his quarter back!
John Quincy Adams once had a pet alligator that was a gift from a French general.
Write three things about yourself that are really great.
“Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson
What do you call a sad strawberry? A blue berry!
Ants do not have lungs.
Imagine the perfect summer vacation. Where would you go and what would you do?
“Adventure is worthwhile in itself.” — Amelia Earhart
How do pilots learn to fly? They just wing it!
Ants can lift objects that are up to 50 times their body weight..
Write about three outdoor activities you enjoy doing and why you like doing them.
“We can often do more for other men by correcting our own faults than by trying to correct theirs.” -Anonymous
How can you get four suits for a dollar? Buy a deck of cards.
Happy Birthday was the first song transmitted from space to earth.
When a friend was in an embarrassing situation, what did you do?
“We accomplish in proportion to what we attempt.” -Anonymous
Why shouldn’t you hang a funny picture on your wall? The plaster might crack up.
Strawberries have more Vitamin C than oranges.
What makes you laugh?
“Until you make peace with who you are, you’ll never be content with what you have.” -Doris Mortman
What are unhappy cranberries called? Blueberries.
A queen bee can lay 2,000 eggs a day in the spring.
You are given the option for immortality. Do you take it or do you decline?
“Tough times never last, but tough people do.” — Robert H. Schuller
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish? Swimming trunks!
A full jumbo jet tank has enough fuel to drive a car around the world four times.
How often do you go swimming in the summers? Is it fun for you? Do you like pools, lakes, or the ocean the most?
“Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.” — Thomas Edison
Where do birds stay when they go on vacation? Someplace cheep!
The directors of the film Despicable Me wrote their own language for the Minions that is a combination of Spanish, Italian, Chinese, Tagalog, French, and Russian.
What would you do if summer lasted all year long? Would you like it?
“Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after the other.” — Walter Elliot
What do ghosts like to eat in the summer? I scream!
Australia has the most beaches in the world.
Have you ever gone to a summer camp? Describe how it is. If you haven’t been to a summer camp, imagine a fun day at an ideal camp for you.
