Author: Ann-Marie Hyland

Thought of the Day:

“Every situation in life is temporary.  So when life is good, make sure you enjoy and receive it fully.  And when life is not so good, remember that is will not last forever and better days are on the way.”  – Jenni Young

Joke of the Day:

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?  She kept running away from the ball!

Random fact of the Day

Thought of the Day:

“Go confidently in the direction of your dreams.  Live the life you have imagined.”  Henry David Thoreau

Joke of the Day:

Why didn’t the farmer’s son go into medicine?  He wanted to go into a different field.

Random fact of the Day

Thought of the Day:

“Why fit in when you were born to stand out?” – Dr. Seuss

Joke of the Day:

What do turtles, eggs, and beaches all have?  Shells!

Random fact of the Day

Thought of the Day:

“The time is always right to do what is right.” – Martin Luther King, Jr.

Joke of the Day:

How did the beauty school student do on her manicure test?  She nailed it!

Random fact of the Day

Thought of the Day:

“We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.” – Winston Churchill

Joke of the Day:

Where do roses sleep at night?  Their flower bed!

Random fact of the Day

Thought of the Day:

“The best education does not prepare students for a test, or for a college, or for a job.  It prepares them to keep learning.” – Danny Steele, Principal

Joke of the Day:

What is the moon bringing to the beach today?  Sunblock!

Random fact of the Day

Thought of the Day:

“Excuses are like belly buttons — Everybody has one.” – Anonymous

Joke of the Day:

Why did the farmer bury his money? To make his soil rich!

Random fact of the Day

Thought of the Day:

“Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won’t taste good.” – Joe Paterno

Joke of the Day:

Why are flowers so friendly? They always have new buds!

Random fact of the Day

Thought of the Day:

“Few men are born brave; many become so through training and force of discipline.” – Vegetius

Joke of the Day:

Why didn’t the basketball player go anywhere for spring break? She feared she would get called out for traveling!

Random fact of the Day

Thought of the Day:

“If people feel they have control over their destinies they will persist at tasks.  – Tom Peters and Robert Waterman

Joke of the Day:

Where is the funniest place to visit during spring break? The mountains because they’re hilly-areas!

Random fact of the Day

Thought of the Day:

“Good, better, best.  Never let it rest, until your good is better and your better is best.” – Anonymous

Joke of the Day:

April Fool’s Day is the favorite day of which animal?  The silly goose!

Random fact of the Day

Thought of the Day:

“A true friend is someone who thinks you are good egg, even if you’re cracked.” Bernard Meltzer

Joke of the Day:

What is the Easter bunny’s favorite song? “Don’t Worry Be Hoppy.”

Random Fact of the Day

In Switzerland, it’s a tale as old as time that a cuckoo bird is the animal responsible for delivering Easter eggs on the religious holiday.

Journal Prompt of the Day: