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“Becoming number one is easier than remaining number one.” Bill Bradley
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly? Don’t worry, it’s over your head!
The Cincinnati Red Stockings were the first professional baseball team.
“Compassion is the keen awareness of the interdependence of all things.” Thomas Morton
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match!
About two-thirds of an octopus’s neurons are actually located in its arms. This means the arms can taste, touch, and even act on their own accord, without input from the brain.
“Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.” Leo Buscaglia
What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away!
Sunflower plants display a behavior called heliotropism. The flower buds and young blossoms will face east in the morning and follow the sun as the earth moves during the day.
“Those that have a grateful mindset tend to see the message in the mess. And even though life may knock them down, the grateful find reasons, if even small ones, to get up.” Steve Maraboli
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything!
The average adult in the US will eat about 6,000 slices of pizza in their lifetime!
“You’re off to great places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, so…get on your way!” Dr. Seuss
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet!
Penguins poop every 20 minutes!
“Be a reflection of what you’d like to receive. If you want love, give love. If you want truth, be truthful. If you want respect, give respect. What you give out will always return.” – Kristen Butler
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
There are enormous mountains under the sea!
“Play is the beginning of knowledge.” – George Dorsey
How much money does a skunk have? One scent!
Zebras have excellent hearing and eyesight and can run up to 35 miles an hour. They also have a powerful kick that can cause serious injury to a predator, like a lion, a hyena, or an African wild dog.
“A teacher’s job is to take a bunch of live wires and see that they are well-grounded.” – Darwin D. Martin
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison!
72% of Americans admit they have no idea what’s in a hot dog.
“Nine-tenths of education is encouragement.” – Anatole France
What’s the smartest animal? Fish, because they stay in schools!
In England, French fries are called chips!
“Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just illusions.” – Michael Jordan
Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses in the classroom? Because the class was so bright.
Taylor Swift is named after James Taylor, one of her parents’ favorite artists.
“The Sky has no limits. Neither should you.” – Usain Bolt
How do you comfort a grammar teacher? You say… “They’re, there, their.”
For every 1 hour of aerobic exercise you do, you add 2 hours to your life span and your general health improves to enhance the quality of your life.
“Your life is a reflection, you don’t get what you want, you get what you are. You gotta be it to see it.” – Steve Maraboli
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
There are a total of 216 stitches on a major league baseball, with the first and last stitches hidden inside the ball to hold the others in place.
