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“Every new year is a new beginning, a chance to start fresh and write a beautiful story with your life.” -Elsie Green
What did traffic light say to the police officer? Don’t look, I’m changing!
A year on Mercury is just 88 Earth days!
If you could travel to another planet and live there for a year, would you do it? Why or why not?
“This is a new year. A new beginning. And things will change.” – Taylor Swift
What do you call a dinosaur with a great vocabulary? Thesaurus!
Sea otters hold hands while sleeping so they don’t drift apart.
What are you most excited about this week?
“We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give.” -Winston Churchill
What did the Mama Cow say to the Baby Cow? It’s pasture bedtime.
45% of Americans make New Year’s resolutions.
Describe the best day for your favorite animal. What would happen?
“Happiness is like a butterfly: the more you chase it, the more it will elude you, but if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on you shoulder.” – Henry David Thoreau
Why don’t tennis players get married? Love means nothing to them!
It takes more than 500 peanuts to make one 12 oz. jar of peanut butter.
Would you rather be one inch tall or 100 feet tall? Why?
“Good, better, best. Never let it rest. ‘Til your good is better and your better is best.” — St. Jerome
2000 pounds of confetti is dropped over Times Square on New Year’s Eve.
“Kindness is like snow. It beautifies everything it touches.” Kahlil Gibran
How do snowmen pay their bills? With cold hard cash!
Venus is the only planet that spins clockwise.
What are three things you are looking forward to doing this week?
“Sweat plus sacrifice equals success.” Charles O. Finley
What did the shoe say to the foot? “You’re putting me on!”
When food is scarce, Arctic foxes follow the footprints of polar bears to find scraps.
Write about three of your favorite memories from the past year.
“The holiday season is the perfect time to reflect on our blessings and seek out ways to make life better for those around us.” – Terri Marshall
Why don’t elephant’s use computers? They are afraid of the mouse!
Before computer games, the company Nintendo manufactured playing cards.
What do you hope to accomplish in the next year? Write about three of your greatest dreams.
“Kindness is like snow – it beautifies everything it covers.” – Kahlil Gibran
What’s every parent’s favorite Christmas carol? Silent Night!
St. Nicholas was the 4th-century bishop of Myra of Greek descent who was known for his generosity to those in need, his love for children, and his concern for sailors and ships.
Think of a person who has been especially good this year. What is a gift that that person deserves?
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“Kindness is like snow – it beautifies everything it covers.” – Kahlil Gibran
Why is the Grinch such a great gardener? He has a green thumb!
The song “Jingle Bells” was originally a Thanksgiving song!
Write a story about a city made entirely of gingerbread houses.
“The holiday season is a perfect time to reflect on our blessings and seek out ways to make life better for those around us.” – Terri Marshall
What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when a thunderstorm was rolling in? “It looks like reindeer!”
On average, it takes about 7 years to grow a Christmas tree.
Write about a book, movie, or album that has special meaning to you.
“Laughter is an instant vacation.” – Milton Berle
What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when a thunderstorm was rolling in? “It looks like reindeer!”
It would take 256,964,529 dollar bills laid lengthwise and end to end to circle the world.
Imagine you could have a holiday themed superpower. What would it be? Describe!
