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“The thankful receiver bears a plentiful harvest.” – William Blake
What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you? Nacho cheese.
Armadillos have shells so hard they can deflect a bullet.
Write about three things that friends do for each other.
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“Always find opportunities to make someone smile, and to offer random acts of kindness in everyday life.” — Roy T. Bennett
Where do snowmen find their weather reports? The winternet!
The letter ‘Q’ is the only letter not used in a US state name.
If you could surf, water ski, or canoe which would you choose? Why?
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“You prove your worth with your actions, not your mouth.”–Pat Riley
The weight of a cow can vary by 75 pounds in one day
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“You have not lived today until you have done something for someone who can never repay you.” – John Bunyan
Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks? They’re a little meteor.
An ant’s sense of smell is stronger than a dogs.
If you could mail yourself to any place in the world tonight, where would you want to be delivered and what would you do there?
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“You don’t have to be perfect to be amazing.” -Unknown
Why did the pony get sent to his room? He wouldn’t stop horsing around!
Your fingernails grow faster when you are cold.
What is the best day of the year? Why is it so special to you?
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“Some people could be given an entire field of roses and only see the thorns in it. Others could be given a single weed and only see the wildflower in it. Perception is a key component to gratitude. And gratitude is a key component to joy.” -Amy Weatherly
Where do pencils come from? Pennsylvania!
It takes approximately 12 hours for food to entirely digest.
If you could read minds, whose mind would you read? Why?
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“As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands. One for helping yourself, the other for helping others.” -Audrey Hepburn
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon Aid.
The blob of toothpaste on a toothbrush is called a nurdle.
I wish I could forget the time I __________ because…
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“If we all did the things we are capable of doing, we would literally astound ourselves.” –Thomas Alva Edison
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
Bullfrogs do not sleep.
What is the best way to lift someone’s spirit?
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“Remember, success is a journey, not a destination. Have faith in your ability. You will do just fine.” –Bruce Lee
Why does Humpty Dumpty like camping in autumn? Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
It took the creator of the Rubik’s Cube one month to solve the cube after he created it.
Have you ever been too embarrassed to ask a question? What was that question and why?
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“Waste no time on anger, regret, or resentment, just get the job done.” –Ruth Bader Ginsburg
How do they answer the phone at the paint shop? Yellow!
The human nose can remember 50,000 different scents.
How does it feels to see classmates, friends or family after a few months apart?
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“When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun. And when you have fun, you can do amazing things.” –Joe Namath
Why did the photo go to jail? Because it was framed.
Mr. Potato Head was the first toy to be advertised on TV.
What makes you feel peaceful?
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“The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.” –Dolly Parton
Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot? It’s not right.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you block the pressure of the sneeze, it can cause a rupture of the eardrums, irritate the throat and in worst cases, rupture blood vessels in your brain or eyes.
I am very proud because…
