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“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” –Charles M. Schulz
Do you have a date for Valentine’s day? Yes, February 14th.
The oldest known Valentine’s Day card is on display at the British Museum in London and was sent in the 1700’s.
The best Valentine gift you ever received was…
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“Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier.” –Mother Teresa
What is a vampire’s sweetheart called? His ghoul-friend.
“February” is one of the most misspelled words in the English language.
Think about someone special in your life. Why do they mean so much to you?
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“They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this world: Someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for.” –Tom Bodett
What did one recliner say to the other? “I chair-ish you.”
Lemons float, but limes sink. This is because limes are denser than lemons, so they drop to the bottom of a glass, while lemons float at the top.
Your favorite pancake topping is…
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“Tell me and I’ll forget. Teach me and I’ll remember. Involve me and I’ll learn.” –Benjamin Franklin
Which is faster, heat or cold? Heat, because you can catch a cold.
Japan has one vending machine for every 40 people. Most of Japan’s vending machines sell beverages, ice cream, noodles and disposable cameras.
What are three things you can do to love yourself more?
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“Where there is love there is life.” –Mahatma Ghandi
What did one piece of toast say to the other? “You’re my butter half!”
It takes one drop of water approximately 90 days to travel the entire length of the Mississippi River.
Laughter. How do you feel when you laugh? Who makes you laugh?
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“Most people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.” –Abraham Lincoln
What travels around the world but stays in one corner? A stamp.
99% of the precious metal, gold, can be found in the Earth’s core. That’s enough to coat the entire surface of the Earth in 1.5 feet of gold.
If you had a million dollars, what would you spend it on?
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“Though February is short, it is filled with lots of love and sweet surprises.” –Charmaine J. Forde
Sometimes February feels like it will last forever…But time March-es on!
February is the only month where it’s possible to go the entire time without having a full moon.
The worst household chore is…
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“Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend.” –Unknown
Why did the snowman go to the movies? Because he wanted to see a frosty film!
Your fingernails grow faster when you are cold.
My favorite thing to do on the weekend is…
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“No one is perfect – that’s why pencils have erasers.” –Wolfgang Riebe
Why did the teacher take her class up a mountain? To get higher grades.
Your brain uses 10 watts of energy to think, but does not feel pain.
Winter is unique because…
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“It is worth taking the time to stop and contemplate at the beginning of each new month.” –Nadine Locke
What is a ghost’s favorite month? Feb BOO uary.
The planet Mars appears red. This is due to the amount of rust on the planet.
What is the most important quality a person can have?
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“Being kind is never wasted.” –Unknown
What do snowmen say to each other? “Snow you later.”
The skin is considered to be the largest organ in your body. It covers your whole body and makes up about 16% of your overall body mass. Your skin is approximately 2 millimeters thick.
Your city/town… What is the best thing about living there?
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“Do more of what makes you forget about time.” –Unknown
Can I tell you a joke about the biggest mountain in the world?
Sure.
I’m just worried you won’t be able to get over it!
Bats can consume up to 3,000 insects nightly.
If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
