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“For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson
What’s the best food to eat in January? Brrr-itos!
It’s impossible to hum while holding your nose. Try it. See? That’s because you need to breathe out to make the sound.
What’s one way you can brighten your neighbor’s day today?
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“Folks are usually about as happy as they make up their minds to be.” –Abraham Lincoln
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Icy. Icy who?
Icy a cold January coming!
Did you know, all dogs noses are unique? Every dog’s nose has a unique set of creases and markings, like a fingerprint.
By the end of the year, I will…
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“Lead from the heart, not the head.” –Princess Diana
Why was the snowman upset in January? He was having a meltdown!
You can see your breath when it’s below 45 degrees Fahrenheit. You breathe in oxygen, and your exhale has water vapor, which allows the visual in the cold temperatures.
What would it be like if the new year started in July?
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“Today is a good day to try something new.” –Unknown
How do you find Will Smith in January? Look for fresh prints!
The smallest dinosaur to exist is called a Microrapter. They were feathered with four wings, measuring up to 77 cm long, which is about the size of a crow.
Set three goals for the new year. How will you keep them?
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“The most important thing in the world is family and love.” –John Wooden
Where did the chef go to celebrate New Year’s? Thyme’s Square!
About 1 million people gather in New York City’s Times Square to watch the ball drop on New Year’s Eve. The ball is covered in 2,688 crystals, is lit by 32,000 LED lights, weighs 11,875 pounds and is 12 feet in diameter.
If you could have a New Year’s wish, what would it be?
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“May you never be too grown up to search the skies on Christmas Eve.” –Unknown
What did the English teacher call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
Santa Claus is 1,751 years old as of 2022.
What do you hope to get for Christmas this year?
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“Snowflakes are one of natures’s most fragile things, but look at what they can do when they stick together.” –Unknown
Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Snow.
Snow who? Snow time to waste. It’s almost Christmas!
An almanac prediction states that if snow falls on Christmas Day, Easter will be warm, green and sunny.
What is your favorite thing about the Christmas season?
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“It’s not what’s under the tree that matters, it’s who’s around it.” –Charlie Brown
What do snowmen eat for dessert? Ice crispies.
December starts on the same day of the week as September starts every year, and ends on the same day of the week as April ends every year.
What are your favorite types of holiday treats?
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“Family is not an important thing. It’s everything.” –Michael J. Fox
What was Santa’s favorite subject in school? Chemis-tree!
Snowflakes almost always have six sides. Snowflakes are made of water, and water molecules bond together in certain ways, usually with six sides.
What parts of the upcoming year are you most excited about?
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“One kind word can warm three months of winter.” –Unknown
What do you call cutting down a Christmas tree? Christmas chopping!
‘Jingle Bells’ is presumed to be the first song played in space.
What is your favorite Christmas movie? Why?
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“A person’s a person, no matter how small.” –Dr. Seuss
How does the snow globe feel every year? A little shaken!
One inch of snow will produce just less than 1/10 of an inch of water when melted. Ten inches of snow will melt down to only one inch of water.
What would it be like to spend the holidays in another part of the country?
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“We are like snowflakes, all different in our own beautiful way.” –Unknown
What are the photos of elves called? The Elfies!
The world’s tallest snowman was built in Bethel, Maine. The snowman towered 122 feet above the ground.
Write about how your friends are like snowflakes?
