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“When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun; and when you have fun, you can do amazing things.” -Joe Namath
Why did the teacher marry the janitor? He swept her off her feet.
The amount of dung an elephant produces each day weighs about 100 pounds – more than a German Shepherd.
Would you rather watch your favorite movie at the theater or at your own house? Explain.
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“Before you flare up at anyone’s faults, take time to count ten, ten of your own.” -Anonymous
What dance did the Pilgrims do? the Plymouth “Rock.”
Trees with square trunks grow in Panama.
Describe your favorite kindergarten memory.
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“Character is much easier kept than recovered.” -Thomas Paine
What pet can sing? A trum-pet.
Istanbul, Turkey, is located on two continents: Europe and Asia.
April is Prevention of Animal Cruelty Month. What are your thoughts on animal cruelty and what can be done about it?
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“Intellect will only take you as far as your attitude will allow.” -Tim Pauley
What can a fisherman catch when it’s raining? A cold.
The first bicycles didn’t have pedals.
Would you rather be an only child or have siblings? Explain.
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“Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadows.” -Helen Keller
Do robots have brothers? No, they have transistors.
You may spend up to half of your waking hours daydreaming according to one study.
Do you think thunderstorms are scary or cool? Explain.
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“Adversity makes some people break and makes others break records.” – Anonymous
What do you call a nervous cow? Beef jerky.
You share 99.9% of your DNA with the person sitting next to you!
Pretend that you have to create a billboard advertising your community. List ten reasons why your community is a great place to live.
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“If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.” -John Quincy Adams
How do bees get to school? They take a buzz.
When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles an hour.
What is or was your favorite recess game or activity? Explain.
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“You cannot discover new oceans unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.” -Anonymous
What would you get if you dropped an ice cream on the floor? A plopsicle.
It takes about 460 gallons of water to make one hamburger.
Can people change?
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“Don’t judge those who try and fail. Judge only those who fail to try.” -Anonymous
Customer: Do you serve crabs here?
Waiter: We serve everybody. Have a seat.
One in 1,000 people can’t smell a skunk’s spray.
Today is a good day because…
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“Enthusiasm is like a coat of fresh paint; it covers up a lot of rough spots.” -Anonymous
What did the baby chimney say to the father chimney? “Pop, you smoke too much.”
More people live in the Tokyo, Japan, metro area than in all of Canada.
Are first impressions important? Why?
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“The way to get things done is not to mind who gets the credit for doing them.” -Benjamin Jowett
What size soap do judges use? The trial size.
It takes 6 minutes to make a marshmallow peep.
Why have manners declined so much in the past 20 years? Is a classroom better when students and teacher show mutual respect?
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“The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people.” -Theodore Roosevelt
What do planets like to read? Comet books.
Rats are ticklish.
If you could give $1,000 to the charity of your choice, which charity would it be? Why?
