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“Happiness is loving what you do, even if you don’t do it well.” -George Burns
What airplane flies backwards? An error plane.
Of the 1,100 species of bats, only two walk on the ground.
Do you like school? Explain.
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“Nobody can achieve perfection; but in the pursuit of perfection, one can obtain excellence.” -Vince Lombardi
“Have you read any mysteries lately?”
“I’m reading one now.”
“What’s it called?”
“My math book.”
You can cook fish in your dishwasher.
Who’s your favorite actor? Actress? Why do you like them?
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“Enthusiasm moves the world.” -Arthur James Balfour
Why do golfers like Fruit Loops? Because there is a hole in every one.
Soccer’s World Cup trophy is worth about $250,000!
What do you think are the four most important choices that you’ll make in your lifetime?
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“Success is peace of mind in knowing that you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming.” -John Wooden
What do you call a rolled-up rabbit? A hare ball.
It takes about the same amount of force to pull your foot out of quicksand as it does to lift a car.
What would happen if your school had no rules? Why are rules important?
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“To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.” -Reba McEntire
Why aren’t robots ever afraid? They have nerves of steel.
Pac-Man’s shape was inspired by a whole pizza with a slice removed.
How often do you give your best? All of the time? (at home, with friends, with family, with homework etc.)
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“Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later.” -Og Mandino
Why do cowboys ride in rodeos? Because they like the extra bucks.
Blue whale calves gain 9 pounds per hour for the first seven months of their lives.
What is something you own that is very special to you? Why?
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“Follow the three R’s: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.” -Anonymous
Why was Snow White a good judge? She was fairest in the land.
Storm systems in the sky can hold more water than the Mississippi River.
What is the best place you’ve ever been?
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“The best use anyone can make of any day is to enjoy it – and then spread that joy to others. Let us celebrate today!” -John Kremer
What would you call a pre-historic skunk? Ex-stinct.
Bus-size blobs of grease, called fatbergs, can clog underground sewers.
Many words can act like toxins and poison the atmosphere. Other words can act like nutrients and nourish the atmosphere. Are you a person that speaks in a positive way or negative way?
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“Of all the gifts bestowed by nature on human beings, hearty laughter must be close to the top.” -Norman Cousins
What dog has no tail? A hot dog.
The longest unbroken apple peel was as long as an Olympic-size pool.
What are some of your good habits? What are your bad habits?
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“Kind words are short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.” -Mother Teresa
What would you get if a pig learned karate? Pork chops.
Leap year comes around once every four years.
Since we have an extra day this year – Feb. 29th! How about doing something special and unexpected for someone? (Example: Leave someone a note or picture, send a thank you card to someone, give someone a book you think they would enjoy, invite someone to eat lunch with you.) What is something you hope to do for someone today that is unexpected?
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“The great rewards of being an honest person are peace of mind, a good reputation, relationships built on trust, a sense of wholeness, self-respect, and a feeling of authenticity.” -Professor Erwin G. Hall
What do you say when your dog runs away? “Doggone!”
Choir members’ heartbeats sync when they sing, a study found.
Is a classroom better when both students and teacher show mutual respect? Why?
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“In order to succeed, we must first believe we can.” -Michael Korda
What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? “Excuse me, but I’m a little hoarse (horse).”
An Olympic wrestling match once lasted 11 hours.
Honesty is one of the most important choices you’ll ever make. Why is honesty so important?
