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“The most important ingredient in your gym bag is your attitude.” -Anonymous
What cup can’t you drink from? A hiccup.
Some astronauts train for space walks by walking on the ocean floor.
Describe one possession that means the most to you.
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“Creative minds are like parachutes… they work only when they are open.” -Anonymous
Why can’t bicycles go as fast as cars? Because they are two tired.
The copper that covers the Statue of Liberty is worth about $200,000.
Describe the most difficult thing about being your age.
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“You add try and umph… see what you come up with.” -Anonymous
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? A net
The average American uses more than 20,000 squares of toilet paper in a year.
Imagine yourself as a teacher. What type of student would you like to teach and why?
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“If you cannot be positive, then at least be quiet.” -Joel Osteen
Why did the boy bring the ladder to school? He wanted to go to high school.
Some pigs have curly hair.
Who is the most important role model in your life? Why?
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“Talking about our problems is our greatest addiction. Break the habit. Talk about your joys.” -Unknown
“What’s the second to the last letter in the alphabet? “Y.” “Because I want to know.”
Chipmunks see in slow motion.
Describe one thing that gives you comfort.
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“Life is like a roller coaster. You can either scream every time there is a bump or you can throw your hands up and enjoy the ride.” -Unknown
What hotel does a fancy cheese stay at? The Ritz cracker.
Large crocodiles can survive for more than a year without eating.
How forgiving are you when a friend lets you down?
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“The greatest prison people live in is the fear of what other people think.” -Unknown
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
When the inventor of the Pringles can died in 2008, some of his ashes were buried in a Pringles can.
If you could do something you’ve never done before, what would it be?
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“Quiet people have the loudest minds.” -Stephen King
Why did the raisin go to the dance with a prune? Because he didn’t have a date!
Mexican jumping beans jump because of the moth larvae that lives in them. The beans aren’t usually eaten.
What would you do if you woke up one morning and found yourself invisible?
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“When we seek to discover the best in others, we somehow bring out the best in ourselves.” -William Arthur Ward
Why does a banana use suntan lotion? So it won’t peel.
A fast food restaurant in France offers Darth Vader burgers with buns that are dyed black.
Are you a person that likes to give helpful advice? Do you listen to advice when others are giving it to you?
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“Never forget who you are.” -Lion King
What did zero say to eight? “Nice belt.”
The blood seen in the horror movie Psycho was actually chocolate sauce.
If you could change one law, what would you change and how would you change it?
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“One kind word can change someone’s entire day.” -Unknown
What cheese goes around the castle? Moatzarella
Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide.
Do you think women should take men’s last names when they marry? Why or why not?
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“Be the reason someone smiles today.” -Unknown
Why can’t you trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Air Force One isn’t a specific plane. It’s whichever plane is currently carrying the President.
If you had a million dollars to give to charity, who or what would you give it to and why?
