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“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.” -Dr. Suess
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
In heavily populated areas, it is much more common to rain on Saturday than on Monday because of the pollution from traffic.
What are you most excited about accomplishing in 2016?
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“Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.” -Victor Borge
What tool do you need in math? Multi-pliers.
An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
What was your favorite thing that happened over break?
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“A smile is the prettiest thing you can wear.” -Unknown
What is Santa’s favorite snack? Peanut butter and jolly.
Both male and female reindeer grow antlers. They live up to 15 years.
Do you enjoy giving a gift more than receiving a gift? Why or why not?
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“Every day may not be good, but there is something good in every day.” -Unknown
What do ducks put on their Christmas trees? Duck-erations.
It takes six to ten years of fighting heavy rain, wind, hail, and drought to get a mature Christmas tree.
What is your favorite season, and what do you love most about that time of year?
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“I never lose. Either I win or I learn.” -Unknown
What does a Christmas tree eat with? Utinsels.
Americans send 1.5 billion Christmas cards annually.
What are you most looking forward to over the holiday break?
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“Be somebody who makes everybody feel like a somebody.” -Unknown
What do you call a bird in winter? A brrrrd.
The guy who did the voice for Tony the Tiger also sang “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch.”
If you were forced to spend the rest of your life in a library, a museum or a zoo, which would you choose and why?
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“Hardships often prepare ordinary people for an extraordinary destiny.” -C.S. Lewis
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? “It’s pasture bedtime.”
We Wish You a Merry Christmas is the most popular Christmas song.
What is your current favorite app and why?
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“A moment of patience in a moment of anger save you a hundred moments of regret.” -Unknown
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway.
More than two million animals fly in airplanes every year.
What traditions does your family have?
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“If you don’t want anyone to find out, don’t do it.” -Unknown
Why did the two fish get married? Because they were hooked on each other.
Mistletoe has no scent.
What do you think about when you can’t sleep?
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“Worrying won’t stop bad stuff from happening, it just stops you from enjoying the good.” -Unknown
Why did the lamb go swimming? It needed a baa-th.
Canada’s postal code for the North Pole is HOH OHO.
What is your own worst family vacation memory? What is your best family vacation memory?
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“A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.” -James Keller
What did the bee say to the flower? “Hello, honey!”
The tallest known snowman was higher than a 12-story building.
Make your bucket list for the next 5 years, the next 10 years, and for life.
