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“Success is never so interesting as struggle.” – Willa Cather
What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle!
Approximately one-third of the population can’t snap their fingers!
Imagine you are visiting Mars and you met a space creature. Describe the creature and what happened.
“No one is perfect – that’s why pencils have erasers.” –Wolfgang Riebe
Why did the teacher take her class up a mountain? To get higher grades.
Your brain uses 10 watts of energy to think, but does not feel pain.
Winter is unique because…
“The purpose of education is to replace an empty mind with an open one.” – Malcolm Forbes
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
Australia has pink lakes.
Write three things that you like to do in your free time.
“Children must be taught how to think, not what to think.” – Margaret Mead
What do music and chickens have in common? Bach Bach Bach!
Ancient Egyptians enjoyed playing board games.
Write about something that you have always wanted to learn. Why do you want to learn it.
“The more you read the more you’ll know. The more you know, the more places you’ll go!” – Dr. Seuss
Why did the pony get sent to his room? He wouldn’t stop horsing around!
Your stomach gets a new lining every day.
Write three pieces of advice for living a great life. Explain why these are important.
“Develop a passion for learning. If you do, you will never cease to grow.” – Anthony J. D’Angelo
Why didn’t the dental hygienist like her award? Because it was a plaque!
Bananas are berries but strawberries are not.
How do you think your friends or family would describe you in three words? Explain!
“Education is the most powerful weapon you can use to change the world” – Nelson Mandela
Why can’t you let a bear use the remote? Because he will hit the “paws” button all the time!
Butterflies can taste with their feet.
If you could have any nickname what would it be? Explain!
“It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit. – Harry S Truman
Why is the sand wet? Because the seaweed!
In the Victorian era there were special tea cups made for men with mustaches so they didn’t get wet while drinking.
What are three bad habits or distractions that you would like to eliminate. Make a plan to limit or get rid of them starting today!
“In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.” – John Archibald Wheeler
Why did the dinosaur refuse to wear deodorant? He didn’t want to be ex-stink
The Galapagos giant tortoise can weigh up to 550 pounds, which is as much as a brown bear.
If you could design a dream room all for just you, what would it be like?
“Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend.” —Martin Luther King Jr.
Why was the weightlifter upset? She was working with dumbbells!
Giraffes use low-frequency humming to talk to each other.
What is a compliment you could give to another person that would mean a lot to them?
“Only when it’s dark enough can you see the stars.” —Martin Luther King Jr.
Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin? He made a grave mistake!
Peanut butter can be turned into diamonds at extremely high temperatures and pressure.
Think of three things that motivate you to do things that are difficult or that you do not want to do.
“The time is always ripe to do the right thing.” —Martin Luther King Jr.
When will the little snake arrive? I don’t know but it won’t be long!
The fastest recorded raindrop travelled at the speed of 18 mph!
Imagine you are kite on a windy day. What do you see?
