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“Stand tall; your worth has roots.” — Anonymous
Why did Darth Vader turn off one light? He prefers it on the dark side!
Butterflies can taste with their feet.
Share something you’re afraid of. Where do you think your fear comes from? Do you think others share the same fear?
“Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one’s definition of your life, but define yourself.” — Harvey Fierstein
What do mice use to floss their teeth? String cheese!
There are more possible chess games than there are atoms in the universe.
Write about one of your hopes for the upcoming school year. What are your goals? Write three ways you will achieve them.
“Don’t waste your energy trying to change opinions. Do your thing, and don’t care if they like it.” — Tina Fey
What do you call a pair of monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime-mates!
Kids have more bones than adults.
On Mondays, do you feel ready to take on the next week or are you sad to see the weekend go? Do you think this affects what you do and do not do?
“One of the greatest regrets in life is being what others would want you to be, rather than being yourself.” — Shannon Alder
Why does the crab never share? Because it’s shellfish!
You have more than 600 muscles in your body.
Write about the nice things that you did for other people this week. Did you help someone or compliment someone? How did you feel while helping others? How do you think they felt?
“Believe you can and you’re halfway there.” — Theodore Roosevelt
Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? The lettuce was “ahead,” but the tomato was trying to “catch up.”
Astronauts grow taller in space.
Share something about yourself that is unique. How does this make you different from others? What does it feel like to possess a unique quality?
“Teaching is 10% inspiration and 90% trying to find the marker that works.” – Anonymous
Why did the girl throw a stick of butter out the window? She wanted to see a butter fly!
A giraffe can lick its own ear with a tongue that can grow to 20 inches long.
Describe the perfect cookie. What would be in it?
“A truly special teacher is hard to find, difficult to part with, and impossible to forget.” – Anonymous
Why did the brother giggle at the fridge? It had cool stories inside.
The Amazon rainforest supplies us with 20 percent of the oxygen in the world.
Write three things you would like to do before the end of summer.
“Teachers who love teaching teach children to love learning.” – Robert John Meehan
What happened when Grandpa tried a math joke? It did not add up, but we laughed anyway!
Earth travels around the Sun at approximately 107,000 km/hr.
What were some of the most exciting things you did last week? What are some of your favorite memories?
“Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are capable of becoming.” —Goethe
Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing!
Africa is the only continent located in all four hemispheres.
Write a story about spending the day riding on a whale.
“Better than a thousand days of diligent study is one day with a great teacher.” – Unknown
Why did the family laugh at the stairs? They were always up to something.
Honey never spoils and has been found edible in ancient tombs.
What is something that you never want to share and why?
“If you have to put someone on a pedestal, put teachers. They are society’s heroes.” —Guy Kawasaki
Mom told a joke about soap. It was clean fun!
Your body glows very faintly, but the light is invisible to human eyes.
What are the first three things you do each day?
“Do not wait until the conditions are perfect to begin. Beginning makes the conditions perfect.” —Alan Cohen
Why did the sister laugh at the door? It had good knock knock skills.
Neutron stars are so dense that a teaspoon of one would weigh billions of tons.
How can you be a role model for someone in your life?
