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“We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.” – Winston Churchill
Where do roses sleep at night? Their flower bed!
“The best education does not prepare students for a test, or for a college, or for a job. It prepares them to keep learning.” – Danny Steele, Principal
What is the moon bringing to the beach today? Sunblock!
“Excuses are like belly buttons — Everybody has one.” – Anonymous
Why did the farmer bury his money? To make his soil rich!
“Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won’t taste good.” – Joe Paterno
Why are flowers so friendly? They always have new buds!
“Few men are born brave; many become so through training and force of discipline.” – Vegetius
Why didn’t the basketball player go anywhere for spring break? She feared she would get called out for traveling!
“If people feel they have control over their destinies they will persist at tasks. – Tom Peters and Robert Waterman
Where is the funniest place to visit during spring break? The mountains because they’re hilly-areas!
“Good, better, best. Never let it rest, until your good is better and your better is best.” – Anonymous
April Fool’s Day is the favorite day of which animal? The silly goose!
“A true friend is someone who thinks you are good egg, even if you’re cracked.” Bernard Meltzer
What is the Easter bunny’s favorite song? “Don’t Worry Be Hoppy.”
In Switzerland, it’s a tale as old as time that a cuckoo bird is the animal responsible for delivering Easter eggs on the religious holiday.
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“Easter is the only time where it is perfectly fine to put all of your eggs in one basket.” Evan Esar
What do you call a line of rabbits walking backward? A receding hare-line!
There were apparently enough Jelly Belly beans consumed throughout 2021 to circle the earth more than five times.
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“The best motivation always comes from within.”- Michael Johnson (Gold Medal Sprinter)
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the school dance? Because he had no body to go with!
Hall of Fame pitcher Gaylord Perry stated, “They’ll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run.” This was in 1963. Six years later, just hours after Neil Armstrong stepped onto the lunar surface, Perry hit the first and only home run of his career.
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“To effectively communicate, we must realize that we are all different in the way we perceive the world and use this understanding as a guide to our communication with others” -Tony Robbins
How do you comfort a grammar teacher? Say “they’re, their, there.”
Brett Favre, Tom Brady, and Jerry Rice are the only players to play in more than 300 games and don’t play the kicker position.
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“Life has no remote. Get up and change it yourself.” – Mark A. Cooper
Why wouldn’t the elephant use the computer? He was afraid of the mouse!
Wilt Chamberlain never fouled out of an NBA game.
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