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“The best prize life offers is the chance to work hard at work worth doing.” – Theodor Roosevelt
Why are elevator jokes so good? They are funny on many levels!
There is a pink lake called Lake Hillier in the West Coast of Australia.
Do you prefer to be in the spotlight or behind the scenes? Explain your opinion.
“If you want to be successful, know what you are doing, love what you are doing, and believe in what you are doing.” – Will Rogers
What did the nose say to the finger? “Stop picking on me!”
The official animal of Scotland is the unicorn! The unicorn is the Celtic symbol of purity, innocence, masculinity, and power.
You are going camping for three months and you can only bring three items for entertainment. There is no electricity. What do you bring?
“The quality of a person’s life is in direct proportion to their commitment to excellence.” – Vince Lombardi
What is the best way to learn about ice cream? Go to sundae school!
“Big Ben” in London is leaning so much that the incline is visible to the naked eye. Experts estimate that it will have the same incline as the Leaning Tower of Pisa in 4,000 years.
You just won 10,000 dollars but you cannot spend it on yourself. What do you do with the money?
“After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box.” – Italian proverb
What did the duck say to the server after dinner? “Just put it on my bill!”
A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.
Write about three things that always make you laugh.
“Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of someone else.” – Judy Garland
What kind of bagels do pilots eat? Plain!
According to a 2007 study, surgeons who play certain video games at least 3 hours a week performed 27% faster with 37% less errors during surgery.
Think about a mistake you made. What did you learn from it?
“The Learning process continues until the day you die.” – Kirk Douglas
How did Benjamin Franklin feel holding his kite when he discovered electricity? Shocked!
There is enough gold inside Earth’s core to cover the entire planet.
Imagine you get to plan a mini-vacation anywhere you want. Where do you go? What do you do?
“Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.” — Robert Frost
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they always have bills!
All planets spin counterclockwise except for Venus.
Do you prefer to drink hot or cold drinks in the morning? Explain.
“Intelligence plus character-that is the goal of true education.” — Martin Luther King Jr.
What kind of shoes do frogs love? Open-toad!
Wind is actually silent. What we hear is the wind blowing against an object.
If you could live in a TV show, what TV show would you live in and why?
“What you think, you become. What you feel, you attract. What you imagine, you create.” Buddha
Why can’t you ever tell a joke around glass? It could crack up!
Chalk is made up of fossils.
Write five goals for yourself to accomplish this summer.
“Knowing is not enough; We must apply. Willing is not enough; We must do.” Bruce Lee
What did the Dalmatian say after lunch? That hit the spot!
In the 1830s, ketchup was sold as medicine to cure stomach illnesses.
If you could move to a new town or city, would you? Why or why not?
“The only person who is educated is the one who has learned how to learn and change.” Carl Rodgers
What did one pickle say to the other? Dill with it!
Apples are actually a part of the rose family.
Would you rather eat a salad every day or a smoothie every day? Why?
“Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change.” ― Stephen Hawking
What is a room with no walls? A mushroom!
Humans lose around 50 – 100 hairs a day.
If you were graduating from your school career today, what job would you choose?
